Snooper’s Scratch Sheet: Good news for us here in Philadelphia. Please scratch the name of The President Judge, C. DARNELL JONES, off the list of the upcoming District Attorney’s Race. Yes, he has been NOMINATED for a Federal Judgeship by The President and it looks like he won’t have any problems. The Judge looks like he’ll pass, and Philadelphia will have another Judge on The Federal Bench. Now The Board of Judges - CP Court will get together to elect them another President Judge. Hey, may we suggest the name of Hon. Frederica Massiah-Jackson! Hey, here are a few names who are interested: Hon. Judges Mark Bernstein, Emmett Rizzo, John Younge, Kevin Dougherty and ‘the favorite’, Hon. Pamela Pryor Dembe. We can’t wait for it.

Snooper’s Special Request: To all you GANG-BANGERS: Hey, I came up with a great idea for ALL of you, since it seems you all want to kill one another, and eventually yourself too. Why not sign up for DONOR CARDS? This makes sense; after all, you’ll then make your life worthwhile. Yes, you could actually SAVE A LIFE by doing it. Think about it. Too many of your lives are being wasted, but you can do something with yours. Do this and I can tell all of you, YOU WOULD HAVE DIED FOR SOMETHING.

Snooper’s SUPER EVENT: This is one we know is A HIT that is fast becoming ‘thee one’ to be seen and heard. Yes, I’m sure you know by now OF “THE STU BYKOFSKY’S CANDIDATES NIGHT”. This will take place at Finnigan’s Wake on AUG. 19. Come see all your favorite politicians, including CONGRESSMAN BOB BRADY, VINCE FUMO, JIMMY TAYOUN, ALLYSON SCHWARTZ and a lot more. Yo Boss – I’ll be there too. Yes, this is a CHARITY EVENT so we hope you’ll show up for it.

Snooper’s “BELIEVE IT OR NOT” Dept.: Here’s one you won’t believe and I know Boss, you know him. I met IRV HOMER, formerly of WWDB RADIO, and he looks fabulous too. “Uncle Irv” tells me he has opened up his own personal website, IRV HOMER.COM, plus he has his own radio show on The Internet. He is still with The Sunshine Foundation, and this is truly one of the best organizations for helping youngsters all over The World. They take these youngsters wherever they want to go!

Snooper’s Sighting: Here’s one I’m very happy about. How often do you get to “walk and talk” with one of your favorite Judges? Yes, I mean HON. TERESA DENI, MC Court Judge. Hey Boss, this is one Judge who really keeps herself busy, not only with The Courts, but also her Community. Today, she very busy heading over to The Criminal Justice Center, obviously to do all her criminal cases they have assigned her for this day.

Snooper’s FUN CALENDAR: Our good friend, HON. RON WATERS, State Representative, 191st Dist., is looking for more VENDORS for his upcoming “VILLAGE FAMILY REUNION”. This will be one of the biggest events and, naturally, a huge crowd is expected. He will hold this event at The Myers Recreation Center, 58th & Kingsesssing Avenue, from noon till 8:00 p.m. This will be a FREE PARTY for everyone who comes, and hopefully, we can include you too. Waters will be ‘THE HOST’ of this event, and please call Valerie (215) 748-6712. This event will take place on SATURDAY, AUG 9.

Snooper’s Comedy Central: Can you believe ‘the joke of the day’? In case you haven’t heard, it’s THE POLICE RADIOS. We spent millions of your TAX DOLLARS for this new system and it still doesn’t work. They have been updated so many times and yet they continue to malfunction. This has been going on for FOUR YEARS already. Why has nothing been done regarding this very dangerous problem and what do they intend to do about it now? I’m urging our City Council to step in and investigate this horrendous problem before one of our own Police Officers is hurt or killed! I applaud our Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey, who promises to look into this problem.

Snooper’s POLICE BLOTTER: Philadelphia Municipal Court Judge HON. JAMES DeLEON is one Judge who is definitely not “THE SNOWMAN”, and David Ramirez found out too late. The Judge held this defendant on MURDER CHARGES and various weapons offenses. This ‘scumbag’ shot and killed a young man, because he thought he gave him a ‘dirty look’. This has to stop!

Snooper’s Special Request: To ALL OUR READERS, from SAM KLINE, JR., a veteran of World War II, and I might add, also a MEDAL OF HONOR recipient. Mr. Kline is asking all of you for HELP. He is planning a SUMMER PICNIC for all those VETERANS living in Delaware Valley. Send whatever you can to: 2204 Grimond Street, Philadelphia, PA 19116. PLEASE HELP HIM!

Snooper’s Sports Extra: Hopefully by now you all heard Philadelphia has finally got us a CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM. Yes indeed, THE SOUL has won ‘the Superbowl’ of Arena Football, and they beat a terrific team to do it. Yes, after 24 years, “the jinx” has been broken, and hopefully, our other Pro teams will do the same. We congratulate BON JOVI and RON JAWORSKI for putting together this great team. Philadelphia, get ready for a tremendous PARADE. It will happen TODAY. The Mayor promised them and he’ll deliver it today. See Ya!