THE WAFFLEMAN: Very Good-Looking, Darn Smart Women

Yo! Here we go again with this greeting – Happy IVGLDSW Day, International Very Good-Looking, Darn Smart Women’s Day. Please send this message to someone you think fits this description. I have already received it from a Very Good-Looking, Damn Smart Woman to pass it on to those that fit the description. Do it to honor those special ladies in your life. To the Girls!

Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened. – Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. – Unknown

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. – Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows. – Jeanette

Old age ain’t no place for sissies. – Bette Davis

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. – Caryn Leschen

If you can’t be a good example – then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. – Catherine

I’m not going to vacuum until they make one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman – Marion Pearson

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. – Eleanor Roosevelt

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over! – Dean Martin

There’s another adage that goes something like … when you wake, hit the flooring and make the Devil say, “Damn, she’s up!”

Tell this to five bright women you know and make their day. Only five! You’ve got to be kidding.

And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming, “WOOO HOOOOO, what a ride!” Remember, you only go around once – enjoy the ride.

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